I'm really into asian looking animals
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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