you win again, gameday.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
