new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
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Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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