And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
My bed is full of blood and feathers
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
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Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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