____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
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Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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