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On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I think I just shit out all my problems.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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