question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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