cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
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Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
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Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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