But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
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Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
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