Do you still have your period?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
