After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
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She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
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That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
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