Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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