do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
You did what with his pubic hair?
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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