I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
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