there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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