Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
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Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
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My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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