We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
this is an emotional support booty call
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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