Will you blow on my dice?
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
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The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
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He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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