did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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