What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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