Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
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The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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