Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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