We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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