how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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