Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
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I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
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Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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