Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
We need to get me chipped asap
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
