I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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