oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
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