Plan B is the new Plan A
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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