i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
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At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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