I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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