You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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