Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
it's like iHOP with fire
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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