I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
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new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
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Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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