yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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