im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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