Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Randomize
