I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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