She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
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well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
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I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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