yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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