so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
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But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
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Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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