Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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