I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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