My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Still dying that you shit outside
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's