i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
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Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
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When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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