why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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