If that was your dad, he is hot
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
that's an acceptable place to lick
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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