Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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