Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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