he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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