Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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