I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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