And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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