The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life