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• (703): View more from Virginia

  fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST

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• (858): View more from California

  I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Let's just rave with boners that last for hours

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• (415): View more from California

  I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  i hope they name him Joffrey

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.

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  I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.

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